As per popular request, LPAC's Christmas Carols are now available in .mp3 format, for your edification.

Obama: Ringing in my ears
Voices and fears
I'm still the best
Better than the rest
All jealousy
geared toward me
they just don't get
"Hope and Believe"
I am too good
how they forget
the wondrous day
I was elect

All:
It's Sabotage
Bush did it all
now they hate me
I took the fall
Cut spending now
I'll show them all
with medicare
Push 'em 'gainst a wall

Chorus
Come all ye people
Join in the singing
Obama's crazy
end all the ringing
25th Amendment now
loudly proclaim with one accord
Obama's Nuts Show Him the door

Obama
Advisors too they are all wrong
don't cross me you will be gone
Bad teachers too I'll make them pay
Shut down their school throw it all away
Old people screwed they're not in shape
No longer new show them the gate

All
It' sabotage Bush did it all
Now they hate you I took the fall
Cut spending now I'll show them all
with medicare Push 'em 'gainst the wall.

Repeat Chorus

He's cracking up Say it once more
get him out now Show him the door